I know I’ve been married too long…

When do you know you’ve been married too long? I know I’ve been married too long because….

♥      I can walk out the bath butt-naked and he doesn’t even bat-an-eyelid

♥      We look related, more like brother and sister or cousins than husband and wife

♥      He grunts and I know what it means

♥      We wear the same size pants – I think

♥      I know how he likes his tea but I use less sugar on purpose

♥      I say ‘whatever’ to most of his questions or comments

♥      We have nick names for each other and it’s not ‘darling’

♥      We call ourselves ‘Mommy’ and ‘Daddy’

♥      We used to bond and enjoy the same music and share love cards; now we bond over messages from our son that’s living in another city

♥      He’s ok with me ogling Bon Jovi, Richard Gere or Matt Damon, and I’m ok if he stares at Pamela Anderson’s boobs

♥      Neither of us can remarry — no one else must ever learn how much I (we) snore

♥      On New Year’s Eve we happily go to bed at 10 p.m.

♥      It’s 22 years today and we both forgot about our anniversary 😮

That’s how I know I’ve been married too long! BUT we would do it all over again if we had to. It’s such a good feeling to have been remimded by a friend and when I phoned him we both laughed about it on the phone 😀

Happy Anniversary to my bear! Love you lots

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